- teacher: where is your homework?
- me: whoa there! please wait an hour before asking any more questions.
- Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
- America: Well sure why not?
- Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
- America: Whatever you want!
- Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
- America: Okay, sounds like fun!
- Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
- America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
I’m tired of being angry, I’m tired of being crazy. I’m tired of not remembering and I’m just so tired of missing things:-( I’m tired of being alone and im so very tired of pretending; around everyone:/ im tired if feeling worthless and tired of feeling empty inside. im tired of just being me. im tired of not being able to let go and I’m tired of yelling, im sorry; im just so tired:-(
she is the most beautifulI honestly believe that everyone is beautiful, I wish you could all see how beautiful you are. <3
im tired of living




